FML!

These are really funny.. Hahahaa.

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML


Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Plays pretty for baby.

I had another amazing weekend! And I saw my best friend Paravee 2 weeks straight in a row. How lame! Just kidding. Anyway, woke up so early Saturday morning because of an AP Stats Mock Exam at school! It was hard. Failed it hahaha. I hope I did well on the Free Response though. Then went to the mall again.. how boring. I was at the mall 4 days in a row last week. Paravee, Joel and I watched 17Again! Omg the funniest, cutest movie. I love Zac Efron toooooooo! Joel thinks he looks like Zac Efron, but not even close! Hahaha. Then we went to Raph's house to pick the MACS up and wow do they have a beautiful house! I'm jealous. Hahaha. Then chilled at Mykka's for awhile and then Jon Gorospe's party! Saw everyone and it was fun. I love Angelyn because she laughs at everything! Slept over Paravee's house and we were about to watch Yes Man, until I knocked out right at the beginning of the movie! Lol. Then Paravee and I ran with Norman and David this morning at Lake Balboa! Most tiring shit ever. Then ate at Chipotle, yum. And went to Matt's house. His house is pretty too.. Hahaa and he has an annoying dog that barks at everything! BLah blah blah. Went home, and took a four hour nap. I loved my weekend.. but now tomorrow is monday and we have school. boooooooooo. I hate school.

Brighter Than Sunshine.

School was whack today. Don't even care to blog any more about it. Hahaha. All I need to say about school is that I need to pull my grade up for Spanish.. :(! Anyway, Marvin picked Paravee and I up after school today and we went to Joel's house. Then headed to Shogun to grub on some Sushi! Yum. Too bad I'm allergic to seafood.. so I can only eat California Rolls! Hahaha. Still yummy though. Blah blah blah. Went to the mall.. man third time in a row this week, how annoying. It was funnnnnnnny laughing with Paravee the whole day today! I love my best friend! Man okay this blog is a waste of my life. Hahaha. I'm going to learn more songs on my piano right now. Yesterday I learned Snoop Dogg's Still Dre! Yeee. Alright, Goooooooooodnight. Thank God tomorrow is FRIDAY!

Life in Technicolor.

School was alright. Second period, more groups presented and I couldn't help but laugh when a girl mispronounced the easiest words on earth. Cassettes and savvy were the words she couldn't pronounce right. She said "CAY-SETS" and "SAY-VEE." Hahahahahaha. Idk, I just laugh when people mess up their words. Blah blah blah. We had another AP Statistics test and I'm so glad I understood it. It was pretty easy too! Hopefully I ACE it! Then the rest of school was so boring.. Went home, ate, watched CSI and fell asleep! Then Paravee, her cousin Patty and her boyfriend Vince picked me up and we headed to the mall. Walked around blah blah.. then we ate at Islands! So yummy. I'm so full right now and had fun with them. We couldn't stop laughing because of my triple chin face and all of Paravee's childhood stories! I love Paravee's family... and I'm helping Pattty plan for Paravee's 18th Birthday Party! I'm so going to embarrass the shit outta her.. >:)

Goodnight Bloggers.

The Climb.

Had the funnest time at Paravee's house today. We couldn't stop laughing when we were on Perez Hilton's site. Even though his site is Hollywood's most hated site, it's so damn funny and entertaining.


I'm guessing he doesn't like LC.


Oh and OF COURSE he hates Miss California!


Perez must love putting penises on everyone.




Wth is up with Lil'Kim?


Kanye West's little play date with Jared Leto
and Brandon Flowers!


The guy in the middle ruined this picture!

This is Me.

So it's Sunday.. but I'm going to blog about yesterday. Anyway, my morning started off bad. Got into a fight with my mother because I didn't take my placement test @ CSUN.. but it's only because I couldn't find the extra checks and she was 938409234 miles away so she couldn't show me where they were! She yelled at me on the phone because she said I should've called or texted her, and I did. She didn't even believe me.. Then when she got home from the CASINO.. AGAIN.. she yelled at me some mroe.. and I got pissed off and blah blah blah. Then watched movies on the tele' until Laila came and picked me up. Went to pick up Paravee and Christina at Paravee's Grandma's house.. and headed to Ms. William's house! We did all the little girls' makeup, hair, and nails. Well I only did makeup because I shake a lot when I paint other people's nails. One of the girls said "So much better" to her friend when Paravee took over and painted her nails... It was funny. We taught them how to dance the "Hoedown Throwdown" from the Hannah Montana movie and suprisingly they learned it fast. The whole theme of the party was "American Idol" and Ms. Williams was Paula Abdul, her bf was Simon and his best friend was Randy! It was really funny when ever they acted like each of the judges from American Idol. The girls sang karaoke and were judged. One of the girls was such a diva haahhah, quite annoying too. Blah blah blah. I love Ms. Williams so much! Then we left and headed to Marvin's house. Happy Birthday Marvin West! I love you! We played some Catchphrase with a bunch of people. It was fun, but they boys cheated. Boyssssssss always cheat man and they ended up winning. Blah blah blah blah. I'm done. This is getting way too long..

Ohh yeah and when Marvin was taking Karl and I home, we saw some guy in the car drinking beeer! He waaaas fucking drunk driving.. and was driving fast. He wasn't even driving in his lane. He was right on the line dudee. I got his license plate down but wth am I supposed to do! -_- hahaa


Night bloggers.

Hoedown Throwdown

I'm learning this dance to help teach my AP Statistics teacher
Ms. William's daughter and her friends for her birthday tomorrow.
It's cool how my teacher invited all my friends and I to
her daughter's party! It will definitely be fun! We're going
to do their make-up, hair and everything! Wooo :)

But boo hoo, I have to take my placement test tomorrow morning
@ CSUN! I'll probably be too lazy to get up, but whatever.
Tomorrow is also Marvin West's Birthday! Yay for Marvin.
Gonna go to Marvin's house after the party.
ROUNNNNNNNNNND 3 of CatchPhrase! Yayeeeeeeee.

And I was supposed to take my spanish test since I didn't
go to school yesterday... but I didn't go. I'll go Monday.
Then I hung out with Randy and Monika @THEPUB. Got picked
up from Jrod. Hung out with Randy, Jrod, and his friend Nate
blah blah blah I'm home alone right now so bored
im hungry parents are gambling jay is out and chris
is out skating wtfffffffffffffffff why is my life so boring

Knock You Down

So I haven't blogged in awhile because there isn't anything to talk about! My weekend sucked. This week sucks and school is boring! Anyway, I'm going to see WALE tonight with Marvin, Paravee and Joel. I have a spanish test to study for tomorrow too! And I'm doing horrible! Oh well hahaha. I'll blog more later, peacee!


Okay so Wale was tight! He performed Chillin, Nikee Boots, Dance, and Breakdown! I got a free poster too, but too bad I didn't get to get his autograph! Boooooo. It was freezing waiting in line, which took forever to move. After, Paravee, Joel and I walked to Weinershnitzel.. I don't even know how to spell it and I'm not going to waste 2 seconds of my blogging time to google search it! Hahah. Then Marvin came back... and got us. Then Marvin treated us to Jack In the Box. Blah blah blah. Got home and studied for Spanish for about an hour and a half. And then realized I didn't want to go to school.. so I didn't. Then, my friend Marco told me that the test was super easy.. so I missed school for nothing! Hahaa. I studied and did most of my AP Stats hw for four long hours.. I hate school! :(

Don't Forget.

"And slowly as the days go by,
you lose friends you never thought you would"

Gibberish

So Laila, Christina, Paravee and I went to go dress shopping for our Prom dresses. I might get this black backless dress at David's Bridal. And Christina and Paravee might get their dress from there too. Blah blah. Got some StoneOven with Paravee, yummy! We went to the Apple Store and took pictures! And Randy let us take free pictures at Sugoi Life! Then we walked around Farmers Market. Ran into Kayla Cruz, Lindsey Reveche and Terence Abaca! Aww I miss them all. I keep saying I'll visit Alemany, but I never do.. I should soon once they get back to school! Anyway, Spring Break is almost over and I still haven't done much.. how boring. And I guess I'm still having my debut, yay. Then we went to the thrift store and Christina and Paravee went running in to go to the bag section to get there before Laila and I. So Laila and I ran in and I ran as fast as I can.. and got the bag Christina wanted! It was funny how we were all running.. People were looking at us like we were crazy! Blah blah. The messenger bag cost only 2 bucks! And I got shorts too, which cause a dollar. My total was 3.71! Yayeeeeeeee. Slept over Paravee's house and movie night was a fail. We both were falling asleep during each movie we tried watching.. so we knocked out around 12. The end! Oh yeah.. we didn't get to go to the beach yesterday.. Ugh. Today I have to go to Mykka's to work on our Spanish Workout Excercising Project!

Here are pictures:

Time Stands Still.

I can't sleep, it's 4:55AM, I'm wide awake and I just watched two movies in the last 4 hours. First, I watched 27 Dresses and right now, I just finished watching Nights In Rodanthe. I could watch 27 dresses over and over and over again. Nights In Rodanthe was alright. Of course SOMEONE had to die in the movie. Nicholas Sparks is known for his sad endings, but I'd rather read his books than watch the movies. The books are always better!

Anyway, I'm so frustrated. Fuck life and the economy! First of all, my Mom told me that I'm not having my debut anymore. Well, that's what she said, but I'm not sure if you can refund because my mom already put a deposit of 1500dollars. Second, she said my Dad is getting laid off in 5months so we won't have enough money to cover everything for my debut. Third, the guy I was planning to go to Prom with can't go with me because he can't afford the ticket. He said he'd love to go with me, but can't because the stupid tickets are expensive. Fourth, I'm beginning to realize how things with a certain friendship won't be the same anymore.. Screw everything, seriously. But I guess I just have to deal with this and not have my debut because my parents can't afford it. Let's just get drunk for my birthday.. har har har.

I guess I'll sleep soon.. well I'll try. Hopefully it doesn't rain and that plans work out later on today.. I really want to go to the beach.


Goodnight &
Goodmorning bloggers!

Oxford Comma

So my family and I ate at Thai Bbq, yum. Love S2! Then went home and I slept over Christina's house that night, but before I went to Christina's I ate at Macaroni Grill with my Mommy, Aunt and cousin Jenny. BUT before I went to Macaroni Grill, my mom and I had to go back to Thai Bbq because she left her eyeglasses. You cannot guess who I saw once I went inside.. Janis's "best friend!" Hahahah. It was awkward and I hope she didn't notice me.. she probably did though, but oh well. Then headed home and went to Christina's house around 10:30ish. We watched Bolt and I thought it was such a good movie! It was so cute too. Too bad Christina doesn't know what happened because she fell asleep on me. I couldn't stop laughing because she was snoring so loud! HAHAHAH. And we couldn't stop laughing about our Janis mouth jokes. Blah blah blah. Then watched Csi episodes and fell asleep around 3 ish? Had to get up around 6 in the morning to get ready for Downtown with Monika, Paravee, Janis, Christina and Mrs. Rodriguez! It was a successful day getting all the prom decorations :) Paravee and I were being so immature and played with all the glass vases and fake flowers! Then went back to Christina's and chilled. Everyone left and we dropped Monika off home, got us some Thai Tea and went back to Christina's. Then I left. I was so tired when I got home but watched Csi and then knocked out early. Today I stayed home all day again to actually work on my Senior Portfolio dividers and watched Good Luck Chuck! Such a funny movie. I had to mute my volume because there were so many sex scenes. I didn't want my Dad to think I was watching porno-_-. Hahahah. Blah blah. Until now, I've been watching CSI NEW YORK. See, I told you I'm obsessed with Csi and blah blah blah. Hopefully, plans work out and we go to the beach tomorrow! I need to have at least SOME fun during my spring break. Peace bloggers.

Gossip Folks.

Today was yet another boring day. Man, this whole weekend was extremely boring.
But here's some gossip about the Gossip Girl cast.


The next new episode is on April 20th.

In "Seder Anything," Chuck and Nate set out to
expose Serena's shady new man Gabriel, while
becoming bitter rivals for the affections of Blair
Waldorf in the process. Meanwhile, Cyrus Rose and
a newly-reformed Georgina Sparks return.

The CW's updated synopsis of the episode says
that Serena returns from her trip to Spain with Poppy
and Gabriel, Blair makes a secret deal with Nate’s
grandfather, William, while Nate learns some disturbing
new info about his father’s arrest.

Dealing with his own Yale problems, Dan takes a job as
a cater-waiter to earn money for college, but is
distressed when he discovers the gig is a Passover seder
at the Waldorf penthouse and several of his friends and
family are guests.


Leighton Meester and her boyfriend Carter Baizen
at a Parsons Fashion Benefit 2009 pre-party


Even though Blake Lively and Penn Badgley's
on-screen romance hasn't been working out,
their off-screen romance is still going strong!


Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are going out
in real life. I did not know that!


Taylor Momsen's style continues to amaze me
She's so stylish I loveeeeeeeeeee it

Until We Bleed.

So, I'm planning to stay home all day today. Crazy huh? I'm gonna work on my Senior Portfolio and my invitation for my Debut. Plus, I think I want to just be alone today so I can relax and think. My pessimism is kicking in again, Oh joy.

Yesterday was a failure. Christina, Paravee and I waited at school for like two hours to finally get a ride to Thai Bamboo to fucking eat. I was complaining the whole time about how starving I was. We finally got a ride from Fergie, whom I haven't seen in the longest time. While we were waiting, Trevor and Hunter were freestyling against each other. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Hahahaha. I agree with Paravee, TREVOR was better than HUNTER! Lol. Blah Blah. We ate a lot at Thai Bamboo. I'm kinda craving some Won Tons, yum! And we only had to pay 3 dollars each cause of the big discount they gave us! Woo!


Then went to Paravee's house and watched CSI New York.
I'm becoming obsessed with CSI. Danny and Flack are so hot!


But I like Danny more :) They are the reason I watch it! Nah jk
Hahah But I seriously can't get enough of this show!